CHAVIT: MANNY, paki acknowledge naman c 1st Gentleman,late dumating,aun kadadaan lang tabi ng ringside.,
PACMAN: i wud like to acknowledge da ARRIVAL OF DA LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.
Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tau anu magandang name?
Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin… “MANKY” ….Harhar.
Pacquiao: honey, buksan mo na yung sweets…
Jinky : lambing mo talaga. mwah !! nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!
C Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan…
Reporter: Manny, anong masasabi mo sa peace and order sa inyong lugar…..GenSan?
Manny: ah, yun ba? uhmm….eh….ang masasabii ku lang diyan ay…
Reporter: ano..?
Manny: ahh, kwan,…maraming Fish sa GenSan pero wala maxado umo-Order..
Freddie and Manny heart to heart talk
Manny: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?
Freddie: Meron… Manhid ka lang!
Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!
- Sigaw ni Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal.. =)
-Sa Las Vegas-
Waiter: May i take ur order, madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!
YOU IS!
YOU IS!
YOU IS!
-sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pgdating sa Amerika. Andito na ako sa ‘you is
Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.
Manny: oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Dionisia: Hndi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh..
Manny: Talaga nay? Anu?
Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny-jinky)
bwahahaha!!!
8 Comments
at 7:07 am - 30th September 2009 Permalink
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at 11:17 am - 16th October 2009 Permalink
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at 5:38 pm - 16th October 2009 Permalink
Interesting and informative. But will you write about this one more?
at 8:37 am - 18th October 2009 Permalink
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at 11:45 pm - 28th October 2009 Permalink
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at 11:50 pm - 13th November 2009 Permalink
di ko gets yung pang 4 na jok.. ung tungkol sa GenSan:))
at 1:53 pm - 25th December 2009 Permalink
ellow guys and gurls im a new v! please help me up po! thankyou! maligayang pasko!
at 12:45 pm - 13th June 2010 Permalink
hahaha !! aydana ning ginawa kareni makatula la !!!(hahaha cnu gumawa sa mga 2 nakakatawa !!!
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